Jaco, Costa Rica
Jaco is what I was told it would be – somewhat “risqué” and seedy. There are women of the night out in mid day and I am told you only have to stop a local and say the words, “I would like to see pink elephants” and a drug dealer appears in minutes. By the looks of the town it doesn’t seem a mere legend. Even the bathroom at a relatively upscale restaurant had a notice that read, “no sex workers aloud (sic)”.
Despite the local grit, I spent a lovely day today. I wandered into a barber shop. A young black man was sitting alone and when I asked if he would cut my hair, he nodded and looked at his feet. I believe he didn’t speak English. I sat for some time on the barber chair while he occasionally raised his eyes and smiled. Following an awkward silence, a white Costa Rican came in and gently led me out of the barber chair and adjusted it for my height, before reaching for a “pipe” that smelled both sweet and pungent. I smiled and told him it smelled lovely and when he passed it to me, I declined, telling him that I hadn’t smoked for years. He seemed at ease reached for his phone and played Bob Marley while sharing the smoke with the young black man. “I shot the Sherriff…” rang out and the barber stood back and looked at my hair from several angles before launching into a high speed hair cut with a machine, hand scissors, and even a fine blade. All the while, dancing, rocking and singing.
I have never had such a skilled barber and although he didn’t really do an excellent job, it was by no means his fault. I so marveled at a stoned barber plying his trade so efficiently that I had little interest in the style he cut. “the secret is to be stoned and still be good at your job” he said, when I mentioned that he seemed an artist with his tools – swapping various sizes of attachments on his machine like an artist switching paint brushes. Now I will live (as you can see) with a haircut that resembles the work of a stoned barber – somewhat uneven and a unkempt. He spoke at length about the state of the world and how it seemed to be going mad. Finally, after the last finishing touches he stood back and admired his work and muttered, almost as if to himself, “luckily all the things that happen in the world don’t come to Costa Rica for twenty years.”



